This morning I shared a shower with this guy:
It was about 3 inches across and bore a strong resemblance to those spiders in Arachnophobia that used to premeditatedly wait in the showers and jump on beautiful women as they shampooed their hair. The water splash was from when he started walking towards where I was hanging my clothes and I had to scare him back to the corner. Later when I showed my brother he scolded me that that one wasn't even that big...
It was about 3 inches across and bore a strong resemblance to those spiders in Arachnophobia that used to premeditatedly wait in the showers and jump on beautiful women as they shampooed their hair. The water splash was from when he started walking towards where I was hanging my clothes and I had to scare him back to the corner. Later when I showed my brother he scolded me that that one wasn't even that big...
Dear god. I was just describing these things to my future in-laws. It's hard to communicate why a person doesn't want to harm them, when they seem so threatening. I used to have lot's of conversations with the spiders on my wall, and we'd have to come to some sort of understanding before I would allow myself to fall asleep. However, I have to go for a walk now to calm down after seeing this picture.
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